Pig Tails and Pig Tales

Somehow I've gotten a little turned around, and here it is Thursday and I've only named 2 winners. I'll try to post up 2 today, so we're all caught up.
The AM Winner is a neighbor, friend, and fellow food fan. She made a name for herself at City Year, where she dispelled any notions of generational apathy, and got to wear thweet outfits. Check for her soon at a Quizzo game near you. She'll be the one getting all the Golden Girls questions right. Rib fans, Michiko Hunt:




1. Which rapper would you most like to eat a BBQ feast with, and why? (I realize that this question skews a little young. If you were born before 1960, and can name a living rapper besides Eminem, Puff Daddy, or Snoop Dog, I'll give you credit.)
Dr. Dre for a number of reasons: He's very smart, and would probably have pretty interesting things to say about what's going on in the world. He's been famous for a real long time, so he's gotta be full of all kinds of good stories about wild'n out with other famous people- ya know, the time he and Eazy-E had sex with Madonna....when he and Snoop got high with Bill Clinton.... He's bad ass, so your meal wouldn't be interrupted by annoying autograph seekers or paparazzi- he could just shoo them away with a disapproving glare (and possibly a gat)

2 - Is Willie Nelson the coolest man to ever sport a ponytail?
Yes. although I think the question should be, "is Willie Nelson the coolest person ever sport two long braids, a la 'Heidi' ?" in which case the answer would be HELL YES.

3 - If Benjamin Franklin were alive today, what would he invent?
Hmmm... this one is tough. perhaps some kind of intelligence test for anyone running for office? That, or he would help me patent and perfect one of my many million dollar ideas, (doubledate.com, head tents for sunbathers...)

4 - What will it take to get Ann Coulter to shut up?
Again, a tough one. I think falling madly in love with a half black/half Mexican man with a lesbian socialist mom would probably help her.... but since that's probably not likely to happen my second guess would be to just ignore every racist, sexist, homophobic, anti-Semitic, ignorant, anti-American, bigoted word that comes out of her mouth, as all she really is an attention seeking freak show and not paying attention to her would be the ultimate punishment. Ok, i gotta win some free music for that!! also, i need to get my glass lasagna dish from your house- think it's been there since your holiday potluck....

Congratulations, Michi! You win a free CD, and since I'm in a giving mood, I'm gonna throw is a high-tech, multi-platform lasagna dish. I might even deliver it to your home. But I wouldn't bank on that.